Mollie Stories |
"It's like a website that records the everyday -ism's of a mentally retarded racist." |
| Mollie: | so this guy that becky knows who is super shy walks into the noodle house |
| Mollie: | and becky was like "hey! this is pavel and this is mollie" |
| Mollie: | and he shook my hand |
| Mollie: | and i couldn't think of how to say handshake |
| Mollie: | and didn't know what else to say |
| Mollie: | so i said "wow, you've got a firm one" |
| Mollie: | and then pavel looked at me and i lost it |
| Mollie: | and like had to stare at the wall until he left |
| Mollie: | THATS SO AWKWARD |
