• Chat I can c u thru teh internetz.

  Me:	wow
  Mollie:	what?
  Me:	i just read the most inappropriate joke
  Mollie:	oh i thought you knew that emily and i were dancing to biz markie
  Mollie:	hahaha
  Me:	hahahahaha

• Chat And we're back.

  Mollie:	also, i ate soap earlier
  Mollie:	by accident
  Me:	hahahaha what?
  Mollie:	i saw something on the back of my hand and i thought it was a bit of a nilla wafer since i was eating nilla wafers
  Mollie:	so i licked it off
  Mollie:	and it was dial soap
  Me:	hahaha funny
  Mollie:	yeah i dont know why i thought dial soap looked like a nilla wafer

• Chat "I need more sleep."

  Target employee:	How may I direct your call?
  Mollie:	Oh... um... oh... technology... um... camera?
  Target employee:	Electronics, dear.

• Quote
  "I wish I could stick it through the head hole"

  Mollie 02.09.2009

• Quote
  "Your birthday sounds like it’s about to be raped."

  Mollie 02.09.2009

• Chat Meets and Greets

  Mollie:	so this guy that becky knows who is super shy walks into the noodle house
  Mollie:	and becky was like "hey! this is pavel and this is mollie"
  Mollie:	and he shook my hand
  Mollie:	and i couldn't think of how to say handshake
  Mollie:	and didn't know what else to say
  Mollie:	so i said "wow, you've got a firm one"
  Mollie:	and then pavel looked at me and i lost it
  Mollie:	and like had to stare at the wall until he left
  Mollie:	THATS SO AWKWARD

• Chat I was playing World of Warcraft tonight...

  Mollie:	Neato.
  Mollie:	Meet any like witch sluts or something?
  Mollie:	Or is that The Sims?

• Chat

  Mollie:	I just tripped over Megan's medium sized ball.
  Mollie:	twice!
  Mollie:	... exercise ball
  Mollie:	I don't know why I thought you would know that medium sized ball meant exercise ball.

• Chat It's not just me.

  Dave:	are you more excited for the first weekend at school to have fun or for the first week of reading your new books?
  Mollie:	Um, Both.

• Chat So the power in my apartment went out...

  Me:	I wish I had a gas stove, I want a grilled cheese.
  Mollie:	You can have a grilled cheese without a gas stove haha. Melt butter in a pan, put the sandwich of bread and cheese on top of the butter, put a lid on the pan. Flip over, applying more butter after about... a minute and a half. Voila. That's how I make a grilled cheese.
  Me:	...
  Mollie:	What? OH.